soiree

Last night we threw a party at the apartment. Well first I took a nap and then we went to buy wine.

The photos are all in the wrong order because I'm too hung over to fix it and I don't care because linear stories are uninteresting

Before it started.

This morning


Last night

roomie love (stolen from Aurelle)

Ok then when people started showing up I TURNED SO FUCKING RED and Aurelle and Carla were like are you ok? I've never seen you asian glow before!! I was freaking out

Then I decided to turn out all the lights in the hall and in the rooms

Aurelle: Why did all the lights go out

Me: Becasue I have asian glow

She captured evidence of my redness:

yeah... although I look pretty pale in this one
How far my head tilts is a good indicator of my drunkenness

Anne brought a lotttta vodka and Aurelle had this delicious peachy fizzy drink that I mixed it with

I'd say a good 50-100 people showed up. So, so packed. Everyone was a fan of our balcony. It was weird because me and Aurelle only invited 10 people between us on our private facebook event. Then we watched as we did nothing and the list of invited people expanded to 40. I let my friends put their stuff in my room and at one point in the night my room was just filled with people I didn't even know!

Anne's boyfriend's friend showed up and I told him he needed to FUCKING LEAVE because he's such a creep and took a picture of Aurelle's boobs and put it on the internet last time they hung out! I think I pushed him and told him to FUCKING LEAVE 3 times and he went to Aurelle and said that he didn't know how upset he had made her until I tried to kick him out and that he was sorry. Fucking douche bag!!!

Morning after

soup, tea, and a sandwich
Pre party

wine waiting in the fridge.

Towards the end things got wacky.

First of all I was still bright red.

Second of all, Anne and Baptiste wanted to uh... but she lives in a homestay and he lives at home. So I threw towels and blankets in the living room and pushed them both in there and closed the door. Then maybe 20 mins later I wondered why the living room door was closed and I walked in on something I shouldn't have seen and freaked out and said AURELLE AURELLE THERE ARE PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM and aurelle was like yeah.. maria.. you put them there. the blankets are still there...

then baptiste's friend would not leave me alone and kept calling me tara and i got pissed and annoyed at them so I pushed them out the door and told them to leave and they wouldn't leave still so I SHUT THE DOOR ON THE FACES but they kept ringing the door bell and yelling "TARA TARA TARA" out in the hallway. Our french neighbors from the 1st floor stopped by for a bit but we think they took aurelle and liz's phones..

Courtney was feeling sick and throwing up a lot and she insisted on sleeping in my bed but I didn't want to have vomit on my bed and I wanted her to be ok and go home safely so me and aurelle tried to call her a cab but she didn't want to leave so she grabbed a pillow and slept on Aurelle's floor and then went to the living room.

it was the perfect amount of people, perfect night, and no homework to do today. classes start tomorrow officially.