Verbal Skillz

The only thing I understood during our comprehension exercise was "je vas niquer ta mère, tu pute!" (i'm going to fuck your mother, you slut). I shouted it out in class and my teacher laughed. I also recounted in french a story of when I was in 5th grade and we were separated into two groups, girls and boys for sex ed and I went into the room while the boys were watching the boy video to get my coat and my teacher yelled at me and asked me if I would be embarrassed if a boy walked in on me watching the girl video- all in french. Ok so I can only yell obscenities and recount fabulous stories of childhood and engage in extended convos with cab drivers, but otherwise my french sucks. The truth hurts.